GENERATIONS
(1983) Co-star
A cheezeball soap I did in Detroit - I met my
first wife on this gig and some of the clips were used in the
film, "Fargo."
KNOT'S LANDING (1988) Guest star - Lorimar
My first official "Hollywood" TV gig.
It was all pretty sterile and surreal. I played an
"aide" to Michael York. ZZZZZZZZ...
A.J.s TIME TRAVELLERS - Guest Star - Syndicated
I play Sir Francis Drake, teaching the kids of
America about my mis-adventures.
THE ADVENTURE'S OF BRISCO COUNTY, JR. (1993-94) Star - Warner Bros./Fox
A witty, urbane bounty hunter with a heart of
gold travels the west bringing in the bad guys who murdered his
father. The show did well in Kansas...
LOIS & CLARK - Individual Responsibility (4-16-95) Guest Star - ABC
I play Bill Church Jr. a conniving, filthy rich
criminal who torments the guy in the tights.
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEY'S - The Vanishing Dead (4-95) Director - Universal
My first "Hollywood" directing gig.
Ares (that cad) is tricking two villages into fighting so his dog
(the dog of war) can have something to eat - Imagine the leash
for that little puppy.
LOIS & CLARK - Whine, Whine, Whine (5-29-95) Guest Star - ABC
I return as Bill Church Jr.
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEY'S - The King Of Thieves (9-95) Guest Star - Universal
First episode for Autolycus, the "King of
Thieves!" Hercules hunts me down like a dog so he can prove
Iolaus is innocent of the crime that I committed. Along the way,
we discover that I'm not such a bad guy after all and that an
action figure might look good on little Billy's shelf...
LOIS & CLARK - We Have A Lot To Talk About (9-17-95) Guest Star -
ABC
Dastardly Bill Church Jr. uses "red"
kryptonite to turn Superman into an apathetic sloth. Guess who
wins...
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEY'S - What's In A Name (9-95) Director - Universal
#2 directing assignment. This episode
introduces Hercules' brother (Iphicles) who's been going around
telling everyone he's Hercules. Incidentally, the actor who
played Herc's brother (Kevin Smith) is now known as the guy who
plays Ares, god of war.
AMERICAN GOTHIC - Meet The Beetles (10-23-95) Guest Star - CBS
I'm a detective investigating the death of my
sister in this sinister town. But, the evil sheriff (Gary Cole)
has a plan or two up his sleeve and it really bugs me, man.
HOMICIDE: LIFE ON THE STREET - Badge of Honor (2-part) (2-16 & 2-23-96) Guest
Star - NBC
I "pitched" this idea to the
producers and, to my surprise, they went for it. I play a cop who
spends two episodes crossing the line and killing the scoundrel
who murdered my father. It's kind of like "Brisco"
without a conscience.
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS - The Royal Couple of Thieves (2-96) Guest Star -
Universal
Autolycus' first "cross-over"
episode. Xena contracts me to help her retrieve the Arc of the
Covenant from petty criminals.
ELLEN - A
Deer Head For Joe (9/25/96) Guest Star - ABC
A TV first for me the wacky world of
"Sitcoms." I'm introduced as Ed Billik, the guy hired
to manage "Buy the Book" after Ellen sells the
bookstore. Ellen and I butt heads over whether I can hang a
deer's head in the office and just about everything else...
ELLEN -
Splitsville Man (10/2/96) Guest Star - ABC
Ellen's parents announce their divorce. Ed
continues to torment Ellen.
ELLEN - The
Bubblegum Incident (10/30/96) Guest Star - ABC
Ellen returns to her old camp and admits she
was the one who once did a great evil unto Paige. Ed does
inventory.
ELLEN -
Kiss My Bum (11/27/96) Guest Star - ABC
Ellen is in for a surprise when the guy Ed
introduces at a soup kitchen (and whom she invites to her house
for Thanksgiving dinner) turns out to be homeless.
ELLEN -
Bowl Baby Bowl (12/4/96) Guest Star - ABC
Ellen and I face off in one competitive sport
after another. This is a pretty good episode.
WEIRD SCIENCE - I Dream of Gene (1/5/97) Guest Star - USA Network
I'm a genie summoned by the computer genie
Lisa. I sweep her off her feet and sing quite badly. What can I
say, I needed a new hot water system in my house...
ELLEN -
Alone Again...Naturally (1/8/97) Guest Star - ABC
Ed decides to fall a lot in this episode.
Beyond that, I couldn't tell ya.
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS - The Quest (Week of 2/3/97) Guest Star - Universal
Xena has been killed and she recruits
"Auto's" body so that I can steal hers back from the
Amazons. So I wanted to wear a dress - you got a problem with
that?
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - The End of the Beginning (Week of 4/21/97) Guest Star
- Universal
Herc and Auto are thrown back in time, where
Auto teams up with his younger self to pull off a caper he
screwed up in the first place.
ELLEN -
Moving On (Season Finale) (5/14/97) Guest Star - ABC
Ellen tells Ed she's gay. Take a wild guess how
Ed reacts.
MISSING LINKS - Pilot (1997, Unreleased) Starring Role - ABC
I played Ray, a temporarily suspended
professional golfer who's now a pro at a semi-low rent driving
range in Long Island. It was basically a sitcom version of the
movie "Tin Cup." Alas, the show was not picked up.
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - Beanstalks and Bad Eggs (Week of 9/29/97) Guest Star
- Universal
An "Autolycus and the Beanstalk"
story where Herc and Auto encounter a castle in the clouds, a
giant, and a bad case of harpies.
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS - The King of Assassins (Week of 11/17/97)
Director/Guest Star - Universal
Autolycus is caught in the middle between the
idiot Joxer and Joxer's evil twin idiot brother Jett. This was
the first time wearing two hats at the same time...you decide...
TIMECOP -
The Future, Jack, The Future (Air date 7/18/98) Guest Star -
Universal
New fall series for ABC. I play Maddox, a
timecop who gets fed up with the life-threatening aspects of
temporal justice and goes AWOL. Alas, the show was cancelled
before Maddox ever saw the light of day, but the show has now been resurrected for the summer and will air all of its un-aired episodes.
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - Men in Pink (Week of 2/2/98) Guest Star - Universal
This episode is a take-off on the Tony
Curtis/Jack Lemmon/Marilyn Monroe film "Some Like It
Hot" with Autolycus (Autolyca), Iolaus (The Widow Twanke)
and Salmoneus (Salmonella) in drag. Don't ask...
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules (Week of 2/23/98)
Guest Star - Universal
This episode is a departure from the norm in
which they go not to ancient Greece, but behind the scenes of
Herc. I played Rob Tapert, creator of Xena and Executive Producer
of both shows. This episode features an All Star Cast of Regulars
as the production staff of Renaissance Pictures tries to deal
with a missing Kevin Sorbo.
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - Porkules (Week of 3/16/98) Guest Star - Universal
In this episode, Hercules is turned into a pig
and Auto and Iolaus have to try to rectify the situation.
"Babe" has been taken to new heights...
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - One Fowl Day (Week of 3/23/98) Guest Star - Universal
"One Fowl Day" is a direct
continuation of "Porkules." The dastardly Discord
(Ares' mole) is turned into a chicken by Iolaus. Ares then
punishes him (and Auto by association) in many many many
ways...think chains, nakedness and mud.
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - My Fair Cupcake (Week of 4/13/98) Guest Star -
Universal
This episode is the follow up to
"Men in Pink." Curvy kitten, "Cupcake" and
Auto reunite and the smoldering begins!
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS - Tsunami (Week of 4/20/98) Guest Star - Universal
Auto, Xena and Gabby are trapped on a ship
that's trapped in a storm - think "Poseidon Adventure."
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS - Vanishing Act (Week of 4/27/98) Guest Star -
Universal
In this episode, Auto enlists Xena and Gabby to
re-claim his crown as the "King of Thieves."
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS - Key to the Kingdom (Air date w/o 1/11/99) Director/Guest Star -
Universal
Raising Arizona, Xena-style! Auto, Joxer,
and Xena-look-alike Meg kidnap a baby from two corrupt rulers.
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - Just Passing Through (Air date w/o 2/08/99) Guest Star -
Universal
Autolycus must swallow a precious gem to avoid capture. And, all goes well... that is, until the curse
sets in...
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS - A Tale of Two Muses (Air date w/o 11/2/98) Guest Star -
Universal
Xena and Gabby recruit Auto to rescue a small town from the oppression of
expression - think "Footloose."
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - For Those Of You Just Joining Us... (Air date w/o 1/4/99) Director/Guest Star -
Universal
The sequel to "Yes,
Virginia, There Is A Hercules," this episode chronicles the
continuing escapades of the fools in charge as they brainstorm on
ways to add spice to "Hercules: The Legendary
Journeys." As in "Yes,
Virginia," this episode features Herc and Xena regulars
portraying the production staff of Renaissance Pictures.
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - Genies and Grecians and Geeks, Oh My... (Air date w/o 11/16/98) Guest Star -
Universal
It's a merry mix-up with a Genie and three Salmonuses -- may the gods save the world!
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS - Redemption (Air date w/o 1/18/99) Director -
Universal